Of course Clark Gregg knows what S.H.I.E.L.D. stands for.
Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.
According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.
I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died.
This is intensely creepy. Watch it.
Especially the ending, where the metal takes over his body
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“Okay..this look bad. Really…really bad. But believe it or not—it’s only the third most terrible idea I’ve had today and today I have had nine terrible ideas.”
Villains, control yourselves!